"Do you see that guy over there?"
"Yeah he is so candy coated whoa."
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Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd
Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole
Mike is in jail eating that candy corn
A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.
I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.
In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."
The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
A sexy latina girl who looks good by your side
My colombian arm candy looked great when we when out tonight
After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.
Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy