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Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022


chocolate swing

A big muscular black guy that you befriend to get closer to his small white friend

You really used Ronny as a chocolate swing didn't you?

by First things first November 14, 2018


Chocolate Silk

Dark skinned girl whose skin is not ashy and has no blemishes what-so-ever. Very soft to the touch and looks like chocolate silk.

Her skin is so healthy looking. I bet it feels like chocolate silk.

by GBooty5 April 14, 2014


chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016


chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013


Chocolate Pillow

Taking a shit on someone while they sleep.

'Mate I woke up with a chocolate pillow this morning'

'Your wife is a dirty bitch'

by MNoodles April 29, 2016


chocolate pillow

a brown girl's bosom.

can i share your chocolate pillow?

by sam33r February 25, 2015