The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.
My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.
A big muscular black guy that you befriend to get closer to his small white friend
You really used Ronny as a chocolate swing didn't you?
Dark skinned girl whose skin is not ashy and has no blemishes what-so-ever. Very soft to the touch and looks like chocolate silk.
Her skin is so healthy looking. I bet it feels like chocolate silk.
Chocolate soil: Noun
When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.
Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!
When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.
Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.
Taking a shit on someone while they sleep.
'Mate I woke up with a chocolate pillow this morning'
'Your wife is a dirty bitch'