Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

chode inn

A place (motel) where chodes hang out, them short fat selves, one nite or 2 on the way ter DISNEYLAND - the most fucked up place u could go
Also see chodbin

Me?
I never bin 2a chode inn or disneyland!

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Chode Cone

A cone like impliment used to protect ones chode from the harsh neglect that lots of banging may bring. Depending on your chode ratio, this could be 2:1, 3:1 or what is known as 'Neil' 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,:1

When he/she/it grows up he/she/it will be a Chode Cone Specialist

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Chode o morph

A Chode o morph is an aussie term for a person who has a short stocky person and an absolute drop kick

look at that chode o morph hehe

Miguel The Fat Chode

Age; 7
Height:6,7 !cm
Real name: Jacob Rodriguez

Real weight 600+ (fat or muscle take it how you will)
Gender: AgenderAndrogyneAndrogynousBigenderCisCisgenderCis FemaleCis MaleCis ManCis WomanCisgender FemaleCisgender MaleCisgender ManCisgender WomanFemale to MaleFTMGender FluidGender NonconformingGender QuestioningGender VariantGenderqueerIntersexMale to FemaleMTFNeitherNeutroisNon-binaryOtherPangenderTransTrans*Trans FemaleTrans* FemaleTrans MaleTrans* MaleTrans ManTrans* ManTrans PersonTrans* PersonTrans WomanTrans* WomanTransfeminineTransgenderTransgender FemaleTransgender MaleTransgender ManTransgender PersonTransgender WomanTransmasculineTranssexualTranssexual FemaleTranssexual MaleTranssexual ManTranssexual PersonTranssexual WomanandTwo-Spirit

I don't give a fuck if Miguel The Fat Chode is lopz the clown.

swimmer chode

a male swimmers junk, that has predominantly been shrunken due to the saturation of chemical mixtures in the pool.

"hey how was your date with jake last night?"
"Not bad, except i know he has a swimmer chode so i dont really dig that.."
"oh i see..."

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Chode-a-licious

Many gay fags having gay ass fucking sex together with wide load chodes.

Those fucking fags are having a chode-a-licious time.

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