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One of the most known soccer players. He plays as a right midfielder. Played at Manchester United where he won the Champions' League, then transferred at Real Madrid, Europe's most prestigious club. From 2007 he will start the season at LA Galaxy in the MLS, having a contract for 5 years worth $250 million. Apart from soccer, he likes fashion, and different hairstyles who draw attention to him. He is married to Victoria "Posh" Beckham, an ex-Spice Girl. Although some question his ability to play soccer, he is able to cross the ball to a team-mate with a pin-point accuracy. He is number one in the world at taking free kicks with Juninho Pernambucano closely following him. He was also the England captain until that new fag couch came from Middlesbrough.
– Did you see David Beckham playing for Real last nite?
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!
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The name of my boyfriend's penis
"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"
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Slang term for a Curry, or a person with one or more limbs missing.
A person who traverses through the mediums of cruches or wheelchairs
I went to Glagsow,
I got a Lap Dance,
David Murray Canny Tap-Dance
Adebyor, he comes from Togo,
David Murray canny Pogo!
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All the hair, all the time, in your mouth, in your eyes
Damn, that girl David Price'n!
When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.
Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!
The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
The sweetest person alive. They have the biggest heart will help anyone in need. If you find one keep them forever and ever you will never regret it.
Damn, I'm so lucky to have David Perez in my life.