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On September 20th, celebrate dogging and human sexual liberation, by going out in your car with your partner to a local dogging location and enjoying the various sexual pleasures that people have to offer.
Are you celebrating Dogging Day this year?
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The day where you commemorate all the hard working individuals in the economy and/or for the success they have achieved.
Person 1: Mayne its 3 o'clock! What do you want?
Person 2: Happy labour day!
Person 1: Wtf...like I care...
Person 2: But your family is Mexican...
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Burrito Day (n) – A day in which all men consume burrito’s in order to gain supreme and often super human strength and intelligence. Once dismissed as a myth, a small cluster of men were found to still perform the ancient act of burrito day in Sydney, their feats are often covered in documentaries by film makers brave enough to step into their territory
I do not want to eat breakfast because it is Burrito Day.
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The annual celebration when we have to reluctantly acknowledge our attachment to the one who refuses to cut the umbilical cord.
Every year she dreaded the holiday which she dubbed 'Smother's Day', in light of her mother's constant adulation, doting and neediness.
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The kid that wears Minecraft clothes to middle school, High school ultimately leading to them getting roasted so hard they get autism and eat butterdogs
Check out that Noah day , he's gonna chow down on butterdogs at lunch.
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“Joe Day” is celebrated every year on April 23
“Joe Day” is the one day to respect a fellow joe so they can have no worry of anyone disrespecting their name for one whole day.
Person 1: Hey do you know Joe
Person 2: No who’s Joe
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Joe day big sad
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the day when someone gets married
She looked so happy on the big day.
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