dawn of the dead

the first ever game played by Franchise FC was much like the dawn of the dead.

Those poor Burnley fans, suffering at the NHS

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dead lit

1. Another term for "cashed".

2. When whatever you are smoking your marijuanna out of is finished, leaving behind nothing but ash.

"This is dead lit. Let's pack another one."

"Is this dead lit?"
- "No, there's still one more hit left."

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Dead Load

1. Someone who is unable to move to do ABSOLUTELY anything at all.

2. Someone who is a number 11 on the drunk scale (drunk scale from 0-10)

Hell no I won't move (even to...eat, watch Beyonce, smoke) I am a dead load.

Did you see that girl passed out in the broken hammock in the front yard, she is a DEAD LOAD!!!!!!

I am a Dead Load.

Dead Load.

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dead elephant

A sports team, player, boss, or coworker that's so incompetent, they stink like the rotting corpse of a dead elephant.

I've been a fan of theirs since Roberto Clemente roamed Forbes Field, but today's dead elephant Pittsburgh Pirates are the laughing stock of MLB.

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Dead Kitty

This is when a cat lays on its back and looks dead while it is in a deep sleep.

The cat was doing dead kitty in the sun outside.

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dead monkey

Noun

1. A deceased primate.

2. A hand in a game of poker with no outstanding attributes. i.e. a losing hand

1. The zookeeper found a dead monkey in the center of it's cage.

2. I said I was all in but all I have to show for my bluff is a dead monkey...

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dead bahh

Feeling tired, bored, unmotivated, wanting to sleep in the hallway of Hotel Indigo, etc........

Ashley is always dead bahh.

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