when you don’t get enough attention at home so you lie about being depressed online so you can get the attention you want; being depressed that someone stream sniped you in a video game
“damn bro, that guy is stream sniping me. imma go on twitter and be phloz depressed”
(N) The feeling you get immediately after you’ve masturbated to completion where you are disgusted with yourself and the world around you.
“And so, as the Postwhackit Depression set in, I found myself desperately missing the warm embrace of the person who’s nudes I had just beat off to.”
The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.
Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.
Basically just supporting Manchester United
A: What team you support?
B: Manchester United
A: ouch! You got the united depression?
B: yeah :(
The outfit you wear when you’re going through it, the one you always go to because it’s comfy
An outfit you wear for days on end because of your inability to get up and change/bathe.
“I’ve been stuck in my depression outfit for days because I’m too sad to shower”
wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill
alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..
When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.
person 1: "Where's Alison?"
person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"