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devil's french braid

Two men with beards eating the butthole of one unshaven girl. One man eats the pussy whilst the other man eats the butthole of the woman. Both men's beard hairs along with the females pubic hair must intertwine.

I would love to have a devil's french braid with you and Gal Gadot.

by DustinSievers43 October 8, 2022


Devil’s Lily Pad

When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg

John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on

by Sannacruzskater January 3, 2021


Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.

Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?

by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021


Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

by Mr.Fuckernuts May 24, 2018


Devil’s Dental Floss

Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.

My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”

by Angry Scientist October 21, 2017


Devil’s Paper-Maché

A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.

Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.

Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”

by Dr. Brostein December 22, 2022


Devil may cry

To show callous indifference.
Implies the devil will shed a tear first.
A variation of the saying "Devil may care".

Devil may cry, but I wont.

by Smedskjaer October 14, 2022