dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

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my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

Dry texting ass nigga

When the person you wanna text specifically (the nigga you wanna be with )takes a long time texting back or keeps saying "wyd" 25/8

malik was just being a dry texting ass nigga last night sis

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upper decker delux (dry)

the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.

my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard

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like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

dry jump dat koopa

When playing Super Mario World on the Nintendo, one has the ability to either jump directly on a koopa as an extra landing device for long jumps. This is usually done when going for a speed run and no time to stop and prepare for a jump.

Roomie 1: Dude! Just dry jump dat koopa to get to the other side. Forget the sproingo thing!

Roomie 2: What the fuck do you think im doin!

Rommie 1: Shit! Gimme the controller.

Roomie 2: Fuck you. We're playin full 5 set bitch.

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kansas city dry-rub

A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.

You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!

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