Usually short but always funny like most Ethan’s he’s also extremely good at mobile games but not really console or pc. Ethan Garnett is always right and a perfect friend
Ethan Garnett is a midget
Cheeky little shit with a constant need to put down others to better himself
You’re as selfish as Ethan musgrave
You’re more of a wanker than Ethan musgrave!
A gay boy from some island no ones heard of
That guy is such an Ethan Morrow
Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…
Ethan Crafton is a hairy narwhal.
The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.
Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”
Random bitch: Who's lane are u in? Ethan or Grayson?
Me: Who's Gayson?
Ethans lane