The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!
A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
Rosa Evans is the most amazing person in your life. She is smart and focused. She is really funny and has a good sense of humour. She's the best girl to be in a relationship with. She's so caring and loves everyone so much. And everyone wants to be friends with her
Person no1 : "is that the new girl, she's so peng!!!"
Person no2: " yes she's rosa Evans, I wish I was friends with her!!!"
When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.
Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord
Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors
The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.
I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.
a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool
Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome