Fruit loops

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Fruit loops

Fruit flavored juul pods

Bro, take a hit off my fruit loops!

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

Orange (fruit)

Donald trump.

"Did you see the Orange (fruit) 's inauguration?"

"Yeah.."

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

Fruit Locker

A fruit locker is a locker, usually one at school, where people put fruit, vegetables and other food items (usually from lunch) inside of a locker and leave it alone so that the food rots and creates a horrible smell.

There's a fruit locker in locker 121.