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when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?
dude 2: go ahead
10👍 2👎
To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.
Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'
Girl 2 - 'Why?'
Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'
Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'
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when you're with your friend and you are confused...
TEACHER:you have 50 pages of homework
Me and Friend:"BITCH THE FUCK"
Used when you are having trouble with technology.
SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.
If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!
My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!
When the person is so retarded, that they can not even be defined as a "Fuck Tard"
Parjeet: Did you see Ali mess up?
Zamir: Yup, because he's a tard fuck.
A boss who's just so cool he can fuck the employees and show up late and no one gives a shit.
"How is he still working here? He fucked the intern!"
"He's a fuck boss Joan. No one gives a shit."
No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.