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Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park
“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”
The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.
I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.
When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out
Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.
The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.
Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.
The redneck equivalent of a "No Hombro", except somewhat less gay and chews tobacco. Usually engages in sports that involve killing
"Why does Jonathan always wear camo and dip?"
"He's a huge Duck Buck"
A fart that sounds like a duck quacked and simultaneously shat diarrhea.
Karla made a fudgie duck. The inside of her pants must be awfully brown now.
A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.
Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.
Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!