Duty Free

Basically an unexpected STD from a holiday, the price paid for a fucking good time!

I had a nutty holiday, and brought back plenty of Duty frees!

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Free wheel ratio

See Free wheel

Equation meant to calculate the level of dullness of a speech.

Ratio =

(Number of words in a speech)
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(Minimal number of words to say the exact same thing)

A ratio over 2 means that the speech is truly boring.
Quite frequent among teachers, politician and so forth.

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Oh god, this teacher is sooooo boring, his free wheel ratio was above 3

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Free stuff plz

Usually used by a noob or newbs in mmorpgs. Asking for free stuff (items) to help get to a higher level in a game. Often expressing sad emoticons.

Also used sarcastically to act like a noob or mock one.

Player A: Check out my cool new weapon
Player B: Wow, hot!
Noob: Free stuff plz?
Player A & B: NO!

Noob: OMG im noob plz giv me free stuff. :( :( :(

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Free Bobby Shmurda

After famous musician Bobby Shmurda got arrested, a movement called "Free Bobby Shmurda" arose, in hopes of getting famous musician Bobby Shmurda out of prison. However, it's real intension was just to be a "funny meme". An ASCII Garfield with the text "Free Bobby Shmurda" started to gain popularity:
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User #1: Are you going to do the Free Bobby Shmurda school walkout?
User #2: No, that meme died a while ago.

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live free or die

The most badass state motto you’ve ever heard of. It’s the official motto for the State of New Hampshire. People in NH live by this motto. They don’t like the Feds, Massholes, or unnecessary laws and taxes. Live free or die!

Originally stated by General John Stark, the “Hero of Bennington”, in a letter. The quote continues by stating that “death is not the greatest of evils”.

“Hey, man, put your seatbelt on!”
“Nah we’re in NH ‘live free or die’. It’s not a law here.”

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free-flow poetry

Releasing thoughts onto a page in a somewhat poetic style, but without a set form of writing. It is similar to the art of "free styling", in the sense that it is written quickly and without much thinking in advance, but this time comes in the form of writing. Usually uses rhyme but is not necessary.

"urban dictionary
lets me define words more clearly
if it didn't exist, the stuff I say
you'd never hear it"

- just a quick example of free-flow poetry

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free frances bean

A campaign started by Maynard James Keenan of Tool to free Frances Bean Cobain from her crazy Momma Courtney Love.
We one day hope to suceed.

Free Frances Bean!
Save her from that Cobain killing bitch!

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