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some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
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the act of texting after comsuming a large amount of Nyquil.
"You were crazy talking last night. Do you remember what you were saying?"
"No, they were texts from last nyquil."
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When the moderators of Growtopia decides to ban a world and nuke it from orbit.
Bro, how did you get cursed for 8 hours?!
I was playing casino and the world got nuked from orbit by the mods
Shit that sucks man
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When a woman is down on her knees (as if she's praying;) then the man above her shoots his load on her face.
While the woman was on her knees praying she received a shot from God...
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1. The first 2D logo used by Simitar in their video distribution. It is a Silver S on a white striped square on a black background.
The Other S from Hell freaked me out when I was little!
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Used when there's a lot of possible ways to do something or no ways at all. Can be used in a positive or negative context.
Ex 1) "Oh God, my book project and my homework's due today. Looks like I'm fucked six ways from Sunday."
Ex 2) "You see that bitch right there? I'd fuck her six ways from Sunday."
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Cliche phrase. Used as preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life, ostensibly to add validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."
"Where I come from, a nigga's rich if he can slang a 20 rock every week. So dontchoo be calling yoself PO', white boah!"
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