have you seen my son

His name is samual

Ide like to order 1 samual

Bitch have you seen my son

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I'd have your ass in a casket

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

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that must have been awkward for you

Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.

A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.

A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)

A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.

A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

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i wanna have sex dance

A band dance created by the wonderous sidney shuman it is done by holding one hand above your head with your pointer finger held up and twisting the hand while twisting the alternate foot toes down and before hand uttering the phrase "I WANNA HAVE SEX" it is a commonly accepted band ritual and is gaining popularity

band kid 1: hey you know what winning band compititions makes me wanna do

band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)

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Don't have all the cups in the cupboard

1-not to have all the facts
2-being a bit crazy
3-a phrase used to buy some time using the nonsense effect on the receiver's end
4-to be ready

-Police!!! What are you doing ?
-Easy easy ... you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-she doesn't have all the cups in the cupboard..she's nuts.
-You people...ye have not all the cups in the cupboard !

-I saw you kissing that woman
-Honey you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-OK..do we have all the cups in the cupboard?

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make you have dead babies

This is what someone says when you lift something heavy. The item is so heavy that it will cause you to have dead babies.

I bet that bookcase was heavy. It'll make you have dead babies.

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Do you have to go to the bathroom?

When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.

"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"

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