Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.
WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.
It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.
When your dick unintentionally goes through the small hole in your underwear
My dick keeps on fucking train holing and it’s really annoying
An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.
Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.
When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished
"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"
I was so broke, I had to sling my fishing hole for cash
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