Irish Cream Log

The act of first taking a bowel movement (has to be one consistent turd) and than proceeding to urinate upon said bowel movement. After words the man must ejaculate upon the already urinated feces. The user than leaves it for the next victim.

Dude 1: I need to take a shit

Dude 2 (after leaving the stall, looking proud): good luck!

Dude 1: aww, dude! you left an Irish Cream Log!

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Irish Make Up

The bruises on their face from intoxicated fighting.

"Jenny's got some nice Irish make up today"
"Yeah, fist fights and Guinness aren't a good combo"

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Irish B & B

A non-IBA Official Cocktail consisting of equal parts Brandy and Bailey's Irish Cream. The cocktail's name is derived from its similarity to a traditional B & B consisting of Brandy and the herbal liqueur Bénédictine, it is particularly popular among the Irish culture. It can be served neat or on the rocks.

Irishman: Can I get an Irish B & B?
Bartender: Irish B&B?
Irishman: Of course! Brandy and Baileys!
*Bartender gives a scoff, not knowing what to think of said cocktail*

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irish bog shot

2 oz. Milk
1/2 pack Carnation Instant Breakfast
2 full shots Irish Whiskey (preferably Bushmills).

Shake in mixer well, serve in shots (shooters).

-Dude, what is a good shot for the end of the night?

-How about an Irish Bog Shot?

-(Takes shot) Damn. That's good. That's REAL GOOD!

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Irish Carb-Bomb

A giant baked potato.

Person 1: You look like you've gained 5 pounds.

Person 2: Yeah, I just did an Irish carb-bomb, my stomach feels like it's about to explode.

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Irish Dagger

A lethal weapon crafted by smashing one end of a beer bottle to be used as a stabbing weapon presumably in a barfight

Steve: did you hear about that guy who died in a barfight the other night?
Jim: No what happened
Steve: Some guy got him in the throat with a good ol' Irish Dagger

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Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

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