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God works in mysterious ways

I have no idea why that happened.

Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.

by FigurinOutLife April 8, 2004

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close enough for government work

Stopping work on a task without performing the extra steps necessary to complete it to a high standard of quality.

I didn't pull the weeds from around the garage, but the lawn looks close enough for government work.

by Geekzapoppin October 3, 2005

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How's that working out for you?

A sarcastic phrase used when you can tell that things may not be going according to plan for the person you are speaking with.

JT: "Ow! Damn it. Do we have bandages? And sterile gauze?"

Meg: "What on earth are you doing?"

JT: "Unloading the knives from the dishwasher."

Meg: "Huh. How's that working out for you?"

by mecp007 December 9, 2010

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Work Hard Play Hard

A person who’s incredibly dedicated to their career and often has more then one job yet never turns down a good time. Their schedule is so crammed with work and social events that they have to pull out a 20lb planner to pencil you in.

Work hard play hard. Alishia. On top of her game, educated, has a full-time career, dedicated mother, plans every detail of her life. She’s so busy that when you text her she will forget to text you back but will call you in a rush on speaker phone on her way to next event or as she’s working on something. (There will always be another person she’s speaking to at the same time) However, when it’s time to go out she will pregame in the car with fireball shots, drop it like it’s hot when her song comes on, and she’s a social butterfly loved by everyone she meets.

by JMarron October 2, 2021

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The 3 plagues of social work

Homeless, drugs and mental illness, the 3 major challenges of social work in North America.

The 3 plagues of social work are known by their acronym HDMI.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021


I work hard for the money

A saying that people named Chandler use to describe how hard they work when they really don't.

Co-worker: Chandler you have been on break for the last 45 mins stop slacking. Chandler: I work hard for the money goddammit.

by Nysgari August 12, 2019


Results Oriented Work Environment

A work environment where team members are measured by their results, output, and performance. They are not measured by their hours put in or presence in the office. The workers are given autonomy over their assigned projects, and allowed the freedom of deciding when and how meet their assigned goals.

I want to work for a results oriented work environment. They offer an incentive for being efficient and the autonomy to complete your work how you want.

by Mike Aalfs March 24, 2022