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When you allow Jesus’ favor, wisdom, and power to grow your small or insignificant beginnings, just as He took a boy’s “five loaves and two fish” to multiplying them to feed five thousand-odd people.
Be it your career, business, or relationship, let Jesus, the multiplier, be part of the little you have, and witness His power in multiplying them beyond your dream or imagination.
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a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"
"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"
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A down right irresitable godly human being. Has the ability to munlipulate the mind of people of the other sex. Defined and known to be "large" skinny, in shape, and buff. Also known to be extremly good looking. Is given the name Jesus for that reason.
That guy over there is such a Jesus Mejia.
I learned about this god in social studies today, it remined me about Jesus Mejia.
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Brownies that look delicious but actually taste disgusting.
Kenya, "Damnnnn! Them brownies look goooood!!!"
Celeste, "Don't even bother getting one, they taste like shit."
Laura, "Hell yeah, I tried one. Them some Jesus Brownies."
Kenya, "Fuck! Well thanks for the heads up."
Celeste and Laura, "No prob."
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jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus
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flip of the hair,or a metophor for masterbation.
it is basically a word that you can make up a defintion for,because it doesnt have a real definition.
i like your jesus flip!!
do you want to help me flip my jesus after school?
i belive that EVERYONE should flip their jesus at least once a day.The only problem is,you'll need to have gloves,a hannah montana cd,and a towel with you.
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1. Someone who worships Jesus everyday. Someone who isn't just a "Christian" on a Sunday.
2. Someone who recognizes the misery and despair in the world and decides to do something about it. Someone with a spine that actually gets up and does something about all the suffering and pain in the world.
3. Someone who doesn't withold the Word from others or bash those who spread it.
4. Someone with a spine.
"Hey, look, that guy actually helped that dying elderly man by giving him warm food to eat and water to drink! Wow, what a Jesus freak!"
"Hey look, John picked up the Bible to read it on a day other than Sunday afternoon ! Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"
"This guy is dancing like he actually LOVES Jesus! Meanwhile, we're just dancing all stiff and reserved because we don't wanna show we actually love Jesus, right? That would be embarrasing! Anyways, John, such a 'Jesus freak', am i right?"
"This guy saw a homeless man and prayed with him so God would heal him. Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"
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