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Oral Sexual Act: the forming of a seal between the facial lips and the recipients penor during an erectile period and the introduction of blowing down the japanese mans eye causing immediate paralysis and often death.
awright luv, give us a doom job
Steven Hawkins is the result of 3rd dregree doom jobs
she doomed me so hard i almost died
A person who uses their job to engage in self appointed status.
"You have no idea how busy my day was and the decisions I made! Honestly, without me the whole place would fall over."
"Jerry - you're being a job snob. The stationary cupboard was already stocked."
Tor job = trying to use the pull out method but instead getting pregnant
I don't like condoms or birth control so I just tried to pull out but ended pulling a Tor job, now I have 3 kids under 2.
When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.
Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!
The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time
Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs
A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!