Julie Mai Anh Nguyen

A girl who is full of drama and is the sidekick of Kristine Jihae Kim. One who loves to drink daquiris and chase gay guys in Las Vegas

OMG GUYS I'm Julie Mai Anh Nguyen!

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July 2, 1979

The day disco died. A controversial day at a baseball game warned people that disco should die and rock should be popular, even though it already fucking was.

My day's fucking shit today. At least not as bad as July 2, 1979
Hey, remember July 2, 1979? Shit, that was cold wigga.

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jack off july

You can jack off in July all you want

Jack off July is my favorite month

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The day after July 6th

The day after July 6th is July 7th and on July 7th it’s the International hug day. During international hug day you hug your crush or partner

Friend 1: Yo what day is it?
Friend 2: July 7th, how come?
Friend 1: Ey nice this is the day after July 6th which means it’s international hug day

4th of July Firework show

This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July

"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."

hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman

Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!

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Fourth of July Machine Gun

Right as a guy is about to finish during sex, he pulls out and cums straight up in the air, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. Then he proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth and spits it into the girl's vagina, like a machine gun.

I didn't think anyone could get pregnant orally until Becka got preggers by the Fourth of July Machine Gun.

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