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A configuration of being, usually round and yellow in form, which we all know is a deep-state agent working for the government.
Person A: Wow! Look at this lemon, that is definitely a fruit, and not a government issued spy device!
Person B: Boy, I sure am glad I haven't been scrombled yet!
The most dangerous word in the fucking world. if said exactly 69420 times in a row yo will summon a lemon with the power of a thousand chicken nuggets. This can end the world trust me i know.
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon....
Person: what the heck are you doing?
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon lemon
Person: Dude wtf stop it.
Terrorist : SHUT UP GODAMMIT IM TRRYING TO END THE WORLD! DAMN I LOST COUNT!
Person: oh shit
they are sour little bitches and even a dog has taste buds .3.
i hate lemons not the thing in general but the fucking taste of it
Dude: hey I can eat a lemon with a straight face. (Eats lemon)
Dude 2: Impressive.. but can you eat spicy ramen?
Also called a squinty boi; the squintiest of the squints. Dis yellow boi will make yer eyes be slits for 16 minutes
Joe: why yer eyes be flat
Alex: I ate a squinty boi
Joe: the lemon has risen