i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

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chota niggs licks his piggs

When a black man licks a pigs chota.

Yo, i saw this black man licking a pigs chota,i guess he was a chota niggs licks his piggs

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licking ones own cum from a pussy

Oral-Domming
A fem-dom says to her partner if you cum to soon you will clean your self out of my pussy
Oral-Domming
Licking ones own cum from a woman's pussy because of premature ejaculation

Licking ones own cum from a pussy Fmod fem-dom oral-domming I came to soon so she made me lick her pussy clean of my own cum.

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oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

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I like it i just lick it init

When you have such an admiration for something/someone, that you desire to lick it, lick it like a mofo, up and down.

Girl: What do you think of scrabble
Boy: i like it i just lick it init
Girl: Fuck me thats monstorous
Boy: Thats bonza, lets go to bed
Girl: I like it i just lick init

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faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

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Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it

I am going to steal a brick (of most likely cocaine) and go crazy with it.

Stealing a brick of cocaine from a dealer and going crazy with it is and example of the term "Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it"

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