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An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
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When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.
Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.
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An expression of encouragement.
1. Look at dem two bitches fightin! PULL OUT SHERIKAS WEAVE GURL! SHOW ME MAGIC!
2. Hey sexy, let me tap that ass. Show me magic, show me magic.
3. Nigga I gave you yo money last fucking week! Nigga show me magic! BITCH!
4. Ohhh so you wanna piece of me? SHOW ME MAGIC! BITCH! SHOW IT!
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A female that wears black and watches too much anime.
I am sexually attracted to a Black magic weaboo
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He believes whatever the magic glow box tells him to believe. ... all those commercials on TV and radio without having them pop up elsewhere, ...
Wish I hadn't turned on the magic glow box ....
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