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A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Matthew Saldana can be annoying af ! You can't trust him sometimes. If you lend him money he won't pay you back ! He's like bipolar bc sometimes he can be all chill and then the next moment he starts telling you shit ! But he's funny ig
matthew stop acting like a Matthew Saldana 😂😂😂😂what tf am I doing and saying !?
Davin Matthews normal Comes with one big nut one small nut, davin Matthews will get his penis sucked by Brian atleast once them go into a drug psychosis
He looks like a davin Matthews
A highly intellectual, spirtual being with a beautiful soul, an amazing mind and an out of this world body. One of a kind, anybody who crosses his path is lucky to have known him and anybody in his life are the luckiest human beings to have lived. An amazing Father who keeps his family loved, safe and protected. Truly the most divine spirit to have walked this Earth. (Also has a huuuuuuuge Penis that I love very much)
I Love You Matthew Daniel Pell.
Matthew Pell is truly God's greatest gift.
usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary
an amazing guy and a good best friend
person: get yourself a matthew scott hollifield