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Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023


psychological mind event

This is how incompetent psychology instructors describe any term they don't understand.

Just think of the placebo effect as a psychological mind event.

by Joe Lavode September 20, 2017


Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023


Mind Yours

Minding your own business.

“Is that your real hair?”
“Does it matter? Mind Yours.!”

by mochiana July 28, 2020


[google] mind

Noun; An intelligent mind that can recall specific things from the past. Someone that remembers all facts from the past.

Dave's google mind remembered the formula to convert specific gravity to platos, then he listed the standard operating procedure for the centrifuge, all from memory.

by reveredman January 14, 2012


I don’t mind ya

I don’t mind you, as I don’t like you as a crush at the moment but I would date you, your pretty cute.

Her : Hey, what do you think of me?

Him : Well I don’t mind ya..

by Lahvnigger March 1, 2019


MAGA-MIND

When most of the mind's disk space is taken up by slogans and facts are validated only by their compatibility with the person's ideology and preconceived ideas.

His MAGA-MIND made it very easy to dismiss inconvenient truth and he dismissed them by discrediting the source.

by JustObservations July 29, 2024