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Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.
Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.
When it happened in the morning but a while ago…
“ I talked to him just morning”
“How you gonna tell me ,my food stamps came just morning!! “
When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.
"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"
rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.
You are a sweet heart sometimes, you are such a Morning Dawn lol.
Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS