hold your mud

(origin unknown, possibly from 1800s) 1. stay strong; hang in there; 2. don't let them see the mud in your boots is waying you down.

"I know what we are about to do is risky but I'm counting on you Mike -- you've got to hold your mud."

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MUD DUCK

VERY UNATTRACTIVE PERSON WHO WADDLES WHEN THE WALK

YOUR WIFE IS QUIET THE MUD DUCK TOM

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funny mud pee

It sounds (Fang Ni Ma De Pi)in Chinese. which means Your Mather is farting. Used by Chinese going Twitter and read some Fake politician language. Its more likely booshit in English.

Trummmmp: I am the great person in this world.

X: Funny mud pee.

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dirty mud duck

A dirty, ugly, smelly, stupid, shit talking, slut that has sex with more than one guy in the same day without a shower in between.

I would touch the dirty mud duck with your dick !!!

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Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first

Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit

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Sichuan Butt Mud

A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.

After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.

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Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.