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a.) Real music that you can actually understand, performed by artists who can actually sing and play instruments (not just shout obscenities and sometimes-rhyming slang backed by a drum machine or fragments of somebody else's record played off turntables). Music that condones patriotism and traditional American/family values instead of drive-by shootings, murders, drug usage, racism (i.e. hatred of white people) and general lawlessness.
This type of music is usually enjoyed by proud, honest, hard-working people who have chosen not to be a drain on society by living on welfare and/or spending most of their adult life in prison. You'll never see it on MTV because it's not trendy, thuggish or amoral (like everything else on MTV). Generally not enjoyed by baggy-clothed, backwards ballcap wearing, bling wearing fashion slave "sheeple" posers who feel an irrepressible need to try to impress everybody by acting and talking like something they're not.
b.) The kind of music you'd like your kids to listen to, as opposed to "Yo, yo, I got crunked up on chronic and a fo'ty and did a drive-by 187 on the PO-lice, then c-walked back to the criznizzle and slapped mah beee-yatch."
Typical country music:
"My daddy served in the Army, he lost his right eye - but he flew a flag out in our yard until the day that he died. He wanted my brother, my mother, my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free."
"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free....and I won't forget the men who died to save that right for me. And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today - for there ain't no doubt I love this land.....God Bless the U.S.A."
Music in the shrek films.
Usually some form of fast talking alternative rock. Coined by Ethan Klein.
Wow that song sounds familiar, sounds like shrek music.
music only created for one and only one purpose
ex. parodies, love songs, and diss tracks
Hey, have you listened to dashie new song? It's recycled music so you might not like it
Christmas music that radio stations wouldn't dare play because the audience would leave, but yet Department stores can play so employees have to put up with the horrible music.
Oh, shitmas music is playing again. Damn that's horrible!
An eclectic blend of diverse genres of music resulting in a delightfully sumptuous and exciting compilation, as delicious as a bowl of khichdi.
Chor Collective makes some dope khichdi music
A modern technological hunger strike in which the protester repeatedly listens to a song for hours, days or years to get a message across.
This can be effective for a music strike against the NSA as they get bored of looking at the same browser history.
The flagship song is "She will be Loved" By Maroon 5.
John: I heard Sally dumped you, how you feeling?
Derek: We're back together!
John: How?
Derek: I went on a music strike, listened to "She Will be Loved" 256 times and sent her screenshots; she took me back!
when you're so overwhelmed by great music that you feel paralyzed - a music "coma"
music paralysis Miles Davis, Pink Floyd, J Dilla, Flying Lotus, Gallant