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Bum Skittle

Annoying people who are always happy and shooting rainbows out their ass.

Dude, you're so annoying, you're a complete bum skittle!

by Mother of a Bum Skittle December 11, 2012

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bum jelly

A light brown jelly substance often blow out of the anus with large flatulance outburst.
Made from fecal matter formed in the anus it is often discovered too late in the lining of underwear.
Often visually compared to dog food jelly.

A known delicacy in Belgium when served on toast.

Would you like any topping for your toast?

Have you got any Bum Jelly?

Yes, we have some made fresh this morning.

Brilliant, spread it thick please.

by Bum jelly slerper November 28, 2016

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bum swallow

When you are desperate for a shit and and you tighten your anus to pull the shit back in.

-why does he look like that

-oh he just bum swallowed

by Zoogly December 6, 2016

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Bum Pickle

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013

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muffin bum

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!

girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!

by zebby.27 March 14, 2010

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Power-Bummed

To have received a powerful, aggressive anal penetration by single or multiple men of larger stature than yourself.

Will: Ouch, I still can't walk.
Martin: har har you've been power-bummed son

by Paddlby January 27, 2015

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Gravy bum

After doing a shit and not wiping properly, when your butt gets sweaty it produces a gravy like residue, Leaving marks on your underwear.

Check out the skids on peters boxers, pure gravy bum.

by Jimmywhack February 28, 2016

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