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Where several people our on their touchscreen phones and they all keep calling more people to add in the convo.all they basicaly talk about is stupid funny stuff.
Danny calls amelia and says "hey amelia orgie phone call?" Amelia says "sure why not" so then danny calls shawn and shawn calls rob n brittany.then amelia calls garrett.then to make it more fun danny calls gemanda.
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Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking
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to try and step when you know that I will keep it realer.
note: can be used in an abstract sense also.
origin: Chappelle's Show skit "when keepin' it real goes wrong"
Firefox needs to quit playin on my phone or I'm gonna use IE!
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1. The advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.
2. The consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
1. I got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because I dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.
2. It took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. He gave bad cell phone justice.
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very very cool and big balls person on earth.
q - Hey have you heard about the guy named "Aung Phone Khant"?
ans- Oh! That guy?
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When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.
I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.
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“dude this Friday is Phone Sex Friday! who are you gonna have phone sex with”
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