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The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
Tumblr red nose syndrome is a common trend on the art style of tumblr. It is when a nose is drawn with blush, like if they are blushing or have a cold. The thing is, they aren't blushing. And they are not sick. It is just considered part of a style, a very common one.
Mary: Oh hey that's a cute drawing!
Rose: Yeah, too bad it has tumblr red nose syndrome.
They tell us, 'Keep your nose clean and you'll no doubt make a parole.' So we keep our noses very clean.
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1. When your snot runs out of your nose and into your cofee
2. a specially blended cup of coffee brewed on route 295 in chatham, ny
I cringed and shuddered inside as I watched my mother at the coffee pot, her snot nose dripping into the beverage she was preparing for my father
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The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)
Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.
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when a girl is on her period and pulls the tip of her tampon out of her vagina
kay .... hey did rob go down on you lastnight
kirst....no i told him i was on an showed him my red nose bunny
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The most amazing character in Family Guy history, conjured up by Peter Griffin himself! He is a handicapped duck with a tomato as his nose, rides a skateboard 24/7 and carries a suitcase containing one shirt which is trapped on the outside. Pretty much slang for a fucking retard :)
One Day, 3 Ducks were crossing the road Goin' to get some soda But they weren't looking where they were goin' And the bus came along and hit them all Now they're handicapped and. . .an...an... ...No . . . that's pretty much it! Handi-Quacs.
Poopy Face Tomato Nose!!!
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