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A type if colored carp . They're way too expensive and a part of Japanese culture.
What a pretty koi fish
I am a koi breeder
When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem
I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼
Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew
A children's form of name-calling: Fish=bass; pooh=turd. Therefore, bastard, or son of a bitch.
Look what you did, you fish-pooh.
A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner
“My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.
Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.
When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night
Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?
Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.
Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.
Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
When Person A has a piece of gum hidden in their mouth, and Person B decides to find it... With their tounge...
Oh my God! Did you see John and Amanda go gum fishing? I about puked!