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testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus

Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 21, 2023


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by the fuuuuck? September 22, 2021


General Achievement Test (GAT)

The General Achievement Test (GAT) is a 3-hour exam and aims to test your general knowledge and skills in three areas of study, English, mathematics, and humanities.

Ernest C. Mint: YOU CANT DO THE FUN RUN, IT WILL PRODUCE LITTER POLLUTION AND KILL THE INDIGINOUS PLANTS!!!!!

BSC commitee: Sorry to hear that Ernest C. Mint, We will do something about that immediantly :D

General Achievement Test (GAT) 2024

by BlReuw June 18, 2024


wrist test

A test where in you have a woman place her breasts on your forearm. If the breasts extend/fold over your forearm, she is said to "pass". A gauge for the breast lover.

My ex-girlfriend got way too big, but the sex was good and she had no problem passing the Wrist Test!

by Chucks Pickle February 19, 2024


stoplight test

The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.

A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?

B: Means you're a perv

C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?

C: Are you into BDSM?

by Donoav February 7, 2025


that's test

That sentence is used for test

omg zugeershdeee that's test

by passanobject March 13, 2022


prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 30, 2019