Random
Source Code
Random
When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
Last night I bought gta 5 and spend 6 hours grinding only to get buttfucked by a mark2 that's gta 5 online
Jerking off. 5 fingers to 1 dick.
"I haven't had sex in a month so I've just been playing 5 on 1"
A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.
Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"
The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving.
The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.
"Damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow! When you gonna clean that patchy shit up?"
"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"
A big penis in reference to weight or girth. Refer to wood on a bed picture for a visual image.
Did you sleep with Tony last night?
“Yeah, he had that 5-10 Lbs”
1👍 2👎