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When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch
When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!
Joe Ate hunter's nut chips
TRUE STORY
When your family gets home earlier than expected.
My family came home a half hour early so i had to panic nut.
When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.
" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"
A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.
If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.
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