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1. When your friend(s) pressure you to drink multiple beers
1. OMG Beer preshmur!
Beer that is so foul it would be preferable to pour it down a gutter rather than to drink it.
"This is fucking gutter beer. Give me that shit." (Pours beer down sink.)
A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.
Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.
When, at the end of a binge, there is one beer beverage left in the fridge/cooler/box beside the beer pong table. No one shall touch or drink the beer til the next morning. The first one who wakes is the first one who takes, thus starting an early day of getting shit faced.
Dude, we must instate a beer truce until tomorrow. Then it can be resolved.
I'm too drunk to argue over one beer. Let's call a beer truce.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.
Don't forget to add to the emergency beer before getting rid of those containers.
When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.
Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!
Beer Chef
A person that elevates drink making of the alcoholic variety to the next level. Not a bartender, as a beer chef is a true connoisseur and beerchef's for the love of beerchefing and making people drunk.
He is a fantastic beer chef, that jungle juice was off the hook!