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pop up pirate

Legendary character that allegedly made his first appearance at Leeds festival 2004, so named for his imitation of the children’s game where you stick swords in a barrel until the pirate "pops up". This particular version however involves the guy getting inside the disgusting pit below one of the toilet blocks, then waiting for someone to be about to urinate etc, then sticking his head out of the hole and shouting "POP UP PIRATE!!" Imitate at your own risk!

Mr A: I was about to go take a leak in the bogs, but there was some guy in the pit!

Dr B: YARRRRR!! it be pop up pirate!!

by DrJonas August 31, 2006

170πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


St. Pirates' Day

1. Occurs annually on April 6.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.

On Wednesday April 6, 2005 I celebrated st. Pirates' Day with a handle of Captain Morgan's and by stealing a car.

by Michael Huffstetler April 7, 2005

31πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship

An amazing sexual position that requires balance and precision. The woman puts her hands on the floor while you lift her legs onto either side of your body, finally raise her legs like a sail and give her the rambone while you walk her around the room.

I met her up in Boston at the wood shed and gave her the Wheelbarrow pirate ship.

by Drifting Nomad January 13, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Eat like a Pirate

when a person spears a large piece of food, usually meat, and takes bites out of said meat without cutting

Parent- "Johnny, don't eat like a pirate"

kid- "But mom, i'ts faster!"

by bigseb31213 October 8, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


one eyed pirate

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

by rimmer January 22, 2003

827πŸ‘ 281πŸ‘Ž


filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates

Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen

by rl1634 October 9, 2008

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


zombie ninja pirate

An indistructible being. You will try to fight this being and die...horribly. It will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family...shortly after the sex it will then kill them too.

The zombie ninja pirate killed my friend fucked his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? O NOES RUN!!

by Guy Is Awesome November 10, 2007

46πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž