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An act no human being that will ever exist shall accomplish. Any person who attempts to Out Pizza the Hut will be forced into exile
Tim: I attempted to Out Pizza the Hut and know I’m in exile.
Tom:Cool
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a bomb of some sort that is home made.
Everyone make their owna pizza pie!!!!!
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Power Pizza Podcast is an Italian podcast, hosted by Lorro, Nik and Sio. Lorro is an awesome cook, Nik is a photographer and Sio is a cartoonist. Often called PPP, this podcast is the best thing to listen to when you're sad or anxious, because it'll make you laugh. Nik is famous for saying new words that are half Italian half English, that are all in a dictionary called Powerpizzonario. PPP is known for the wholesome community of fans.
Person 1: have you listened to the new episode of Power Pizza Podcast?
Person 2: not yet! Has Nik said any new words?
The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.
MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
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Mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah yes oh yes mmmmmmm oh yeah
Carson: wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now
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Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.
Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*
Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.
*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.
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In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.
*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.
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