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When you freeze a turd out of last nights dinner and use it as a dildo.
Hi darling I made you a mexican shit rocket out of that lovely meal you cooked last night. I wanted to show you exactly how much pleasure it gave me to eat it by giving you an equal amount of pleasure.
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Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."
"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"
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When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.
This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.
Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
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The act of jerking one off in a very fast motion while ripping the victims foreskin from excessive force.
Vadim ripped Brodies foreskin while jerking him off. hes a rocket wrist foreskin ripper.
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When an individual snot rockets his cocaine laden boogers directly into another individuals anus.
No, Carl, I won't give you another free bump but I'll Sugar-Booger-Rocket-Boof you for free. Sugar booger snot rocket boof
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Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.
Nails work too.
Mr. President, I think youre a rocket powered ass cunt.
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