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While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.
"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."
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A sex act where a woman shoves her finger up her mans ass, she leaves it there until he says Bingo.
"Wtf is going on next door, sounds like they're doing the Russian Finger Bingo...."
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The piece of poop that stays lodged in your rectum, is usualy at the end of the poop while the rest breaks off and falls away. Is often a hassle because it can increase wiping stage by 10 to 20 more wipes, depending on the severeness of the plug.
James blamed his being late to class on the russian butt plug he had to deal with after lunch.
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When one dips one's balls into vodka and has his partner lap up the precious liquor from his scrotum. Can also be performed with caviar or creamed haring. In Russia, it is traditional to take a shot of vodka after performing the Russian Tea Bag.
Al walked in on his mom giving his dad a Russian Tea Bag last night. He said that he can't get the picture of his mom licking his dad's caviar covered balls out of his head.
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The sexual act of a woman pouring Vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it up while getting the man drunk in the process. The term magic trick comes from making the vodka disappear into the asshole and then making it reappear by licking it out.
Bro Charlie just got the wettest Russian Magic Trick from his girlfriend!!! I hope he wiped really well before it...
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The act of taking a shit then proceeding to jizz on it. The bomber then takes the Russian Hand Grenade and lobs it at his partner's face whilst screaming, "Fire in the hole!"
Shane: "Hey were you playing Call of Duty last night?"
Harold: "No I was just throwing Russian Hand Grenades at Kamran."
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The art of a Russian prostitute in a bear costume get down on her hands and knees and begin to claw and bite at your dick like a bear, while this is happening another Russian prostitute is pouring hot wax on yours and the other Russian prostitutes back while reading the Book of Job in the Bible.
Would you two fine ladies want to do a Russian Suck?
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