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A school where the administration illegally searches their students and does everything in their power to make certain students school life miserable.
“Lmfao you go to Elkhorn South High School?” “Yeah Kalvoda harasses and searches me for no reason.”
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When shit goes south, it goes from bad to worse.
Basicaly, when it goes south, everyone involved is fucked.
Guy 1 : Shit has gone south!
Guy 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.
(CONTINUED....)
You might go to South Carroll if:
If you're a male, and you have more respect for your shoes, than you do the teachers.
If you're a female, and you have more faces than a game of Guess Who.
If your mathematics teacher acts like they have a rusty pole up their arse.
If you weren't clever enough to understand what "arse" meant.
If your vagina is as loose as you are on the weekends.
If you watch jersey shore.
If you get a spray tan, and think you look like an irresistible mother fucker.
If your phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
If you're a complete dumbass.
If you think wearing snapbacks makes you some type of god.
If you think your punkass is better than everyone else.
If you contradict yourself really bad, to the point where you confuse the fuck out of people.(Being racist, yet listening to a black rap artist. Or being a hick, and saying "Yo" and "Dawg" like you're from the projects.)
If your GPA is either 4.0 OR 1.6.
If you're arrogant.
If you're wearing a belt, and people can still see your ass.
If you have a dick, and all you talk about is dick; while being straight.
If you're judgmental.
If you complain about receiving no respect from others, while you treat people like they are the scum on the bottom of your high heels. ...You cunt.
If your uptight booty is offended by any of this.
And if you are insulted by these statements, smd.
~Shake my dick.
Becky: Omfg. Someone just got suspended.
Brittany: Why?
Becky:Weed.
Brittany:Bitch, we go to South Carroll High School, duh.
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The Goth Kids play a side role in South Park. They were partially featured in "Raisins," "You Got F'd In the A," and most recently, featured in "The Ungroundable." The Goth Kids in South Park are known for smoking, drinking coffee, hanging out in the back of the school and calling the other students,"Conformists" and "Justin and Britney wannabes." The Goth Kids are made up of four students: Henrietta, a kindergartner, a kid who likes to flip his hair, and a goth with curly hair and leans on a cane.
My favorite South Park line is when the cute little goth kindergartner, one of the South Park Goth Kids says to Stan, "They're all a bunch of Nazi conformists."
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Probably the crustiest school in the Midwest. All the guys are sports obsessed and all the girls are hoes that hit on East guys so the East guys will buy them shit. Every girl there has been fingered at least once and everu guy has had their finger inside one of Souths many hoes.
Tucker went to Shawnee Mission South
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every other def about PA is how rich everyone is but they have not been to south palo alto. full of cheap ass apartments and hella pit bullz. totally different place, if palo alto has a ghetto, this is it.
1.) "sup where you from?"
2.) "south palo alto."
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