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The art of shitting in a partners mouth, upon which the partner French kisses the shit back into your mouth. The most important factor in which you both are wearing tuxedos. Similar to the art of the reverse snowball.
My friend Christian had a great time at prom last night, I heard his friend gave him the The Reverse Tuxedo Surprise, What a shithead!
When a woman has wiped her ass from the front, leaving fecal matters inside her vagina and then pushes it out while someone goes down on her.
"Man, last night I got such a Chocolate Clam Surprise, I vomited all over the chicks belly."
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A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.
"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"
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When engaging in intercourse with a dirty ginger rat, turn around and grab a handful of pubic hair, pull out the pubic hair (causing the snap sound) when the ginger bends over in pain, ejaculate all over his/her disgusting hideous red hair.
While Matt Milliken was railing Lebron James, Lebron turned around and gave him a ginger snap surprise.
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the sexual act of taking your girl, throwing her up into the air, smacking her ass, having her land on your cock, and putting a phat nutt right in her pussy
me: damn girl, you tryna get sum fucc?
her: aight but only if you rainbow kitten surprise me
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Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.
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When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!
Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!
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