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A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.
I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!
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A friend that you can call anytime, day or nght, after you've killed someone and they will come help you hide the body without any questions because they know if you killed them they must have needed killing. This is, of course, just the depth of your friendship since hopefully you'll never have to invoke the "dead body buddy" clause.
I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.
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The act of farting into someone's mouth through a snorkel inserted in your anus.
Matt finally convinced Ashley to accept a Boston buddy breather on their Carribbean honeymoon.
a fuck buddy is a friend that u have sex with, NO STRINGS ATTACHED
"im so horny"
"me 2. hey, wanna b my f*ck buddy?"
"wouldnt that b a bit weird?"
"nah its just sex"
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When two or more people are driving side by side at a speed below the speed limit, and thus blocking any way to pass them.
Sorry I was late for work i got stuck behind two idiot Buffalo Butt Buddies that wouldn't let me pass.
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adj. - small; being below the average in size or magnitude
Sorry, this seat is too buddy club for me.
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The set of rules that apply to both parties in a non-committed sexual relationship.
1. No emotional attachments
2. Occurs on a semi-regular basis
3. Mutual satisfaction is ideal (but not guaranteed)
4. Don't neglect your fuck buddy
5. Discretion is key
Me: "Josh hasn't called me in two months. What a cunt."
Friend: "Oh man bitch, he's breaking fuck buddy code!"
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