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To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.
I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!
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When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.
Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
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The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.
To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae
The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(
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When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks like you've chowed a bag of rotten asparagus. Not only is it brown, smells of bacon.... its steamy too.
Like whenever i get fucked up and don't drink water before i pass out.
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Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.
"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"
fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"
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Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely
"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."
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