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When a bro nuts on a girl's chest or stomach and then proceeds to draw a picture with his cum using his dick a paint brush.
I was banging this bitch out and finished it off with a Cincinnati cream swirl on her tits. I put that bitch to sleep bro.
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Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.
Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
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Mashed potatoes mixed with whole fat milk
There are so many fat people nowadays because they ate too much ice cream when they were little.
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A planned ice cream serving social event, such as a party, where ice cream Is served.
would you Like to come to my ice cream social on Saturday?
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latin: strages
An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.
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Anal bleaching cream is a cream that you can apply to the anus, vagina, and/or nipples to lighten darker than usual pigmentation. You really should try to stay away from any creams that include hydroquinone as this is a potentially dangerous ingredient.
Anal Bleaching, as described on Dr. 90210, is a growing trend where people that have darker pigmentation use a bleaching cream or skin lightener to lighten the areas around the anus and the vagina.
An example of anal bleaching cream would be a product called Lakshma anal bleaching cream.
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When a man cums in a woman who's on her period, she then squeaze's it out and it will be rasberry colored.
Oh man I gave my girlfriend the best cream pie when she was on her period, it was red colored!
Oh snap! Rasberry cream pie!
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