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When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out
Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.
The redneck equivalent of a "No Hombro", except somewhat less gay and chews tobacco. Usually engages in sports that involve killing
"Why does Jonathan always wear camo and dip?"
"He's a huge Duck Buck"
The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.
I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.
This term is often used to describe a group of people who are stupid but always think they are very smart.
*****NOT A PERSONAL NAME!!!!!*****
It is a noun
oh,you are toooooooo foolish , like a Duck Daisy!
hey,Chen Q,do you know you are a fool? You really like a Duck Daisy!!!
A fart that sounds like a duck quacked and simultaneously shat diarrhea.
Karla made a fudgie duck. The inside of her pants must be awfully brown now.
A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.
Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.
Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!
A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”