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A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"
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When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.
Omg, my heart dropped out of my booty hole.
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The best album ever made, by the Beatles. The cover has over 70 people on it, and it itself contains 13 tracks, including Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Lovely Rita, and A Day In The Life. It topped the Rolling Stone's list of top 500 albums, and is by far the band's best album, selling millions of copies.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the best. Album. Ever. Period.
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The person that you only get to be with inside of your dreams and imagination.
Ondreaz: who has your Black and Purple hearts?
Tony: Charli does.
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Alice: My mom just died
Eve:I don't care
Nick:Damn yo heart pump Kool aid
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Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.
The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!
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1) The most influential thing ever written while high.
2) An extremely popular Beatles album.
My favorite Beatles album is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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